S1E16 - Dreamcatcher (2003)

Brought to you by King's oxycontin addiction!

Dan and Andrew discuss the Stephen King film Dreamcatcher, in which academy award winning actors Morgan Freeman says the phrase "Shit weasels." I'd say this is the worst of the Stephen King films, but let's be honest that's a low, low bar.

S1E15 - The Predator (2018)

A movie that misunderstands evolution worse than Pokemon.

Dan and Andrew discuss the first movie they both hated in Shane Black's 2018 film, The Predator. Listen along as we learn about the human evolution, naming schemes, and Andrew finds himself praising 2004's AVP by accident.

S1E14 - Candyman (1992)

The Candy Man Can

Dan and Andrew discuss Candyman, the 1992 classic with two sequels that nobody has seen.

S1E13 - Lost Episode: Alien Covenant

Release Schedule? What's That?

In our original second episode, Dan and Andrew talk about Alien Covenant, the contentious prequel sequel to the Alien Franchise. This episode was originally held back, be we decided to release it. Guest starring Andrew's dog Alphonse.

S1E12 - Thir13en Ghosts - Buy Ectobar Glass

Buy Ectobar Glass

This week Dan and Andrew discuss the many uses of Ecto-Glass, as well as the career of the one and only Rah Digga.

S1E11 - Primitive Screwheads Don't Talk Horror - Spiderman Far From Home Review - SPOILERS

Primitive Screwheads Don't Talk Horror

As kind of an extra episode, Dan and Andrew discuss their differing opinions on the new film Spiderman: Far From Home. As always, thank you Teddy's Atlas for the use of their amazing song, Horror Movie Story.

S1E10 - House of Wax (2005)

This episode Andrew and Dan discuss House of Wax, the 2005 remake with 100% less Vincent Price but 100% Paris Hilton death!

This episode Andrew and Dan discuss House of Wax, the 2005 remake with 100% less Vincent Price but 100% Paris Hilton death!

S1E9 - Silent Hill

Listen up you primitive screwheads! Friends Andrew and Dan met in Korea but they really bonded over their weekly horror movie nights. Join them as they pick a different horror movie, discuss and dismember the plot, and talk about its cultural impact...

Listen up you primitive screwheads! Friends Andrew and Dan met in Korea but they really bonded over their weekly horror movie nights. Join them as they pick a different horror movie, discuss and dismember the plot, and talk about its cultural impact on the genre at large.

This episode Dan geeks out over the movie based on the game of his childhood, Silent Hill. There is no dog ending.

S1E8 - WaxWork (1988)

Listen up you primitive screwheads! Friends Andrew and Dan met in Korea but they really bonded over their weekly horror movie nights. Join them as they pick a different horror movie every week, discuss and dismember the plot, and talk about its...

Listen up you primitive screwheads! Friends Andrew and Dan met in Korea but they really bonded over their weekly horror movie nights. Join them as they pick a different horror movie every week, discuss and dismember the plot, and talk about its cultural impact on the genre at large.

This week Andrew gushes over his mancrush Zach Galligan in the 1988 horror comedy Waxwork, which teaches us that dictators are the bad people. They have the shouting voices, and the small moustaches.

S1E7 - House (1977)

Listen up you primitive screwheads! Friends Andrew and Dan met in Korea but they really bonded over their weekly horror movie nights. Join them as they pick a different horror movie every week, discuss and dismember the plot, and talk about its...

Listen up you primitive screwheads! Friends Andrew and Dan met in Korea but they really bonded over their weekly horror movie nights. Join them as they pick a different horror movie every week, discuss and dismember the plot, and talk about its cultural impact on the genre at large.

This week we're at a loss for words as we try and discuss the 1977 Japanese Horror/Comedy/Fantasy film House, a Criterion pick. Somehow. This one broke us, not gonna lie.